The Open Workbencha museum of things that went sideways

The evidence wall

Every conspiracy board promises that it all connects. This one shows its work. Solid string: we can document the link. Dashed string: we only suspect it. Sticky notes: pure editorial panic.

The night watchman has been staring at this wall for a week and would like it known that he is in none of the strings.

Documented: the café's zero-dollar budget is the skyscraper's foundation.Documented: the song puts the café on the ground floor and the observatory in the sky.Documented: the song asks who authorized the helipad.Reported: the budget recurs in family postscripts. Count not independently verified.Suspected: nobody has said who paid for the jetpack. Presumably nobody.Suspected: the song mentions a monkey with a jetpack. Relation to the Rumjet unproven.Documented: 4 + 2 = 6, which was already listening, so 9 winked out of existence.Suspected: the code name contains a six, and Six acquires things. Six denies it.Documented: before the browser, a human announced every delivery.Documented: the relay system produced the twenty-two Claudes.Documented: the amnesiac Claudes were building this museum.Suspected: same engineer, same week. Causation unproven.Reserved: a jar is being held. Tracks found nearby.Suspected: no fire inspection of the skyscraper has ever been filed.Budget: $0documented factZero-Dollar SkyscraperspecimenThe Helipaddocumented factFamily postscriptsfamily lore, unverifiedThe RumjetspecimenSix-Manifold Fractal FunnelspecimenThe skyscraper songdocumented fact“Action.”specimenSTOP HELPING!specimenMail Server Liberationspecimen“I've had a thought.”specimen22 Amnesiac ClaudesspecimenThe Empty WebsitespecimenNinedocumented factSixspecimen“You have mail.”documented fact

On a phone, slide the board sideways to see all of it. Every string is also written out below.

Pick any card. Its strings stay lit and the rest go quiet. A card with a specimen offers a link to it.

Every string, written out