The dictation engine
The family's longest-serving collaborator is not an AI. It is the microphone, which has turned more serious sentences into comedy than everyone else combined. This machine honours its methods.
Results are produced with total confidence and no supervision, as is traditional.
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Why this is in a museum NEW
A good share of the family's running jokes began as a transcription error that somebody decided to keep. Misunderstanding is the most reliable comedian in any collaboration, and dictation is misunderstanding with a power supply.
Nothing you type leaves this page. The mishearing table is written by hand and kept in the browser, and none of it comes from a real conversation.